Da-da's Psychotronic Catalog of Extreme Mental and Physical States of Parental Vagabondage

Ex. 39. Mommy brain after-effects.

Pater-Morphology/-Morbidity: In this example of latent pater-parental neurasthenia, two mr. moms try desperately to regain the art of conversation after a mere four months of watching small children 24/7. A few more years of repeated exposure to what researchers often term, "screaming lawn gorillas" (aka, small children), accompanied by near-constant, ad nauseum single-word repetition ("STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP!"), while watching "Yo Gabba Gabba" and "Wow Wow Wubbzy" over and over, even the above facial ataxia is destined to become little more than a happy memory.