THE RULES OF MERLIN CLUB

The First Rule of Merlin Club...

THE RULES OF MERLIN CLUB

[Excerpted from, "THE BOOK OF MERLIN: A Journey Through Fur and Loathing" by
A Man Called Da-da, with J. K. Rowling]


1st RULE: You do not stop petting MERLIN.

2nd RULE: YOU DO NOT STOP PETTING MERLIN. (Unless he wants you to. Or you're getting him food.)

3rd RULE: Thou shalt have no other Merlins before MERLIN.

4th RULE: If MERLIN says "PET" or goes limp, pet him until you lose consciousness.

5th RULE: One MERLIN at a time. (No cloning.)

6th RULE: Hand and eye protection. Wear it.

7th RULE: MERLIN will go on as long as He has to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at MERLIN CLUB, you HAVE to pet MERLIN.

Merlin is merciful.