25.11.14

Da-da Dreams: The Light End of the Stick [UPDATED 1-6-15]




Da-da is not a psychic or a medium, but he knows lots of psychics and mediums, giant mustaches notwithstanding. He also happens to live on a highly anomalous piece of property that for all intents and purposes is what some term a, "Gaia Portal." Trust Da-da on this. Da-da calls it, "Spook Central."

Anyway, living in a house on this kind of energetic thing tends to change one (and make children extra crazy), in many ways. It also allows access to all kinds of bizarre and exotic bugaboos... which occasionally latch on to a person if they don't know what they're doing. [The Chair recognizes Da-da in the back row.] Most importantly for Da-da, all this energy influences his dreams, and those of his family. They also disrupt these dreams with actual, physical, atmospheric energy discharges that sound like a gunshot... usually in the middle of the night.

Without going too much into the backstory, as Da-da's putting it all into his next book, Da-da's been having vivid and dramatic dreams and visions... which Da-da typically doesn't have. Note: Da-da is NOT a psychic, but he is willing to learn.

Case in point, Da-da's had two recent dreams which are of interest:

The above is an eyewitness account of a massive, "sky battle" that took place shortly after dawn, in Nuremberg, 1561.

1. The "Big Show"
Da-da was outside, in a large crowd, and there were glowing white UFOs zooming all over an unsettled sky, chasing each other through a kind of stormy cloud layer while some people watched, others ignoring it. He noticed a kind of glowing force field high up in the atmosphere that the UFOs were darting in and out of. You could see its frequency ripples expanding through the field across the sky, like rocks dropped in water. Then orange/blue cracks appeared in the field as the UFOs’ activity increased, breaking up the barrier, allowing the sky to become clear in spots. Da-da had just raised his camera to record some of then when two very large and bright comets raced in, and… well, and then Godzilla wandered across the dream, which Da-da thinks was a joke by whoever was showing him this.

Then Da-da and his family crossed a street, wet after a storm; it looked to be hard to cross, but his wife just darted across, so he thought, “Oh! This is easy!” and he joined her and his kids as they ran on to what might've been a theme park in the distance. No one was afraid in the dream, and there were no disaster elements. The entire UFO sky experience was called, “The Big Show.” 
Another view of the Nuremberg sky phenomena from 1561.

2. The Event
This instance was not a dream, it was more of a vision during a meditation. Da-da was awakened every night for nearly two weeks, his heart racing, feeling that something was trying to communicate with him. This occurred about a month prior to the above dream, and is actually a series of meditations. For whatever reason, something (probably Da-da himself) was keeping Da-da from getting what someone was trying to tell him, so this was difficult to receive and involved physical discomfort, as something reeeeally wanted Da-da to know about this, prior to its happening, but Da-da simply wasn't ready to receive the message. It also involved a trip to the Emergency Room, as Da-da misunderstood what was going on, physically, but that's another story. Anyway, the message came through in bits and pieces for a while before finally coming through clearly all at once, after a period of some kind of transition.

In the vision, Da-da saw an enormous light event, like an explosion or breakthrough -- blue and orange lights pulsing at the edge of something, like a huge ship or perhaps the edges of an explosion -- and then he saw beautiful, incredibly tall pillars of light going from ground-to-sky. Da-da then heard: "Tall Pillars for Christmas.”

In subsequent meditations, the pillars of light appear to be portals to... well, the same place you are but at a higher frequency, if that makes sense. Da-da saw the pillar terminate right in front of his house. He walked into it as an experiment, and found himself... in the same place, only better. Like a new earth. 

In terms of the latter vision, these phenomena have been observed and recorded all over the world:

These light phenomena, seen in Latvia, are apparently caused by a certain shape of ice crystal.

Here's a daylight variant, again from Latvia.


Here's the same thing in Canada...



...and Alaska.



The origin of this bolt of energy, photographed in Japan, is a complete mystery.


Here's a compilation of three separate shots from Japan.


And then there's this one from Guatemala. This has been reported many times.

What Da-da saw was a combination of these images. The pillar of light was constant, not a momentary flash. It lasted a long time, long enough for it to be seen as an undeniable reification of who we really are.




UPDATE 1-6-15: We have our first pillars-of-light dream echo.

The Cranberry in Monster Conversation



The Cranberry Sauce Has Been Drinking


Jellied, not stirred.

13.11.14

Don't Mess With Comet 67P? [UPDATE2]


Space monster in the comet? Let's hope this thing fails big. Read below to see why.




Da-da asked The Internet Oracle, a gifted psychic (yes, a real one) about the strange sounds coming from Comet 67P (Rosetta mission) -- which can hear for yourself HERE, it's spooky -- and this is what she said. It's spooky for a reason. Yikes.
Q. What is this sound coming from comet 67p (rosetta mission)? I think it’s from a telepathic species that’s placed their thoughts into a radio frequency band so humans might understand them. Check out the sound:  https://soundcloud.com/esaops/a-singing-comet  What are they saying and why is it on this comet?
A. I don't see it as talking, but there is something living on this comet that exists at that frequency and we (with technical assistance) are able to hear that frequency.  I will say I didn't feel good about it -- and it feels dark.  I also get something not in the greater good will happen if we alter or do something with this comet (i.e., try to interfere, poke or prod).  I get a picture of us trying to destroy the comet eventually, and in doing so it spreads a disease (a puff of a virus comes out of it).  I get the creators of this comet are on a mission and do not want to be messed with.

Basically, don't mess with Comet 67P.  Lovely.

Perhaps this is why this comet was selected from all the other city-sized bits of flotsam in the outer solar system, and why various government agencies spent over $2 billion dollars on its ten-year mission? Da-da suspected this to be a lot of money for a such a small comet mission, and perhaps now we know why. It's like living a Japanese monster movie.

Note that there's probably little to worry about, as in this timeline, the anchor bolts did not fire into the comet (this feature failed), so if the drill portion doesn't work, either... someone has our backs. Lots of planned bad things (PBTs) are simply not occurring because of this simple, reassuring fact. It's the power of Positive Thinking. But if a giant monster egg appears in your timeline and starts spewing death, take comfort in... well, something... and good luck: we're all counting on you.



[UPDATE, afternoon, same day: The Guardian (UK) came out with a story along these above lines this afternoon... which is pretty shocking, as they're about as mainstream as it gets. So, basically, LEAVE THAT COMET ALONE! Let is pass. Nothing to see here.]

[UPDATE2, evening: WHOOHOO! Thank you, happy timeline!]

11.11.14

A Sign Unto Your Hipsterness



Post-Election 2014: GRIDLOCK WORKS


Watch out for those mime-laden Checks & Balances.

SO many people are upset about the result of Elections 2014. Da-da's not.

Da-da LOVES gridlock. GRIDLOCK WORKS. Gridlock is Washington, DC's best product. Indeed, it's part of the Founding Fathers' grand design: if a Republican Congress butts heads with a Democratic President... yay! Nothing happens! Each cancels out the other and they can do no more mischief, or at least the mischief is reduced.

As voters, we should exploit this common denominator loophole indefinitely. Besides, when unfriendlies man posts right next to each other, you typically get interesting -- and occasionally entertaining -- fireworks.

Let the games NOT begin! 

Keep hovering till 2016, ok?

Happy 11/11 Int'l Day of Peace (or, "GODZILLA... SHAKE!")


"Godzilla! Shake!"

10.11.14

Quick and Fearless HUG-A-LIBRARIAN Week Quiz


A letter from Hotland, OH YEAH.



Since Da-da has designated today... er, THIS WEEK to be, "HUG-A-LIBRARIAN WEEK," he's received nothing but complaints... mostly from librarians. THEY DON'T WANT TO BE HUGGED, necessarily, especially by YOU, Mister Creepy Halitosis, but Da-da says, "NAY!"

Da-da often says, "NAY," but in this case he says, "NAY NAY!"

Librarians NEED extreme huggage and patent ex libris patronization, especially given how unworthy the general public is to actually accost librarians. Failing any incipient huggage, feel free to transmogrify this sudden, impromptu-y bookish day of mirth and frivolity into, "GIVE LIBRARIANS LOTS OF MONEY WEEK." If a hug goes with that, then so be it.

In light of this, Da-da offers up the following rather chilling LIBRARIAN HUGGEE QUIZ. Be sure to cover up the answers before answering, and good luck: Mr. Dewey is counting on you.

Question #1: DO YOU allow this main to join the library?

(Answer: No. He'll get blood on the books. Call 911.)

Question #2: What's wrong with this picture?

(Answer: nothing. Your Librarian Control Panel 9000 always flashes
WEIRD, STRANGE, or BIZARRE -- or, often, all of the above.)


Question #3: Is this advisable?

(Answer: YES. When faced with a book emergency, most anything is advisable.)


NOW, it's time for some literacy cake!

Literacy cake is sweet-and-sour, if not wholly improbable.



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